Naked Massage · De Pijp · Amsterdam

Naked massage De Pijp, two floors above the Albert Cuyp awnings

De Pijp is informal, young and unbothered. Its visitors stay in walk-up flats and small hotels, dress for comfort and like things said plainly, which is a fair description of this service too.

€180 /h
Naked Massage
40–60
to your door
24/7
any hour you name

the pairing

Naked Massage in De Pijp

She brings the oil, the towels and the hour; your room in De Pijp does the rest.

Visitors who book a naked massage De Pijp style tend to be staying in a rented apartment rather than a hotel: two or three flights up a narrow stair, above a bakery or a bar, with a view over the rooftops toward the Heineken brewery or the Sarphatipark. The neighbourhood is relaxed about most things, and so are its guests. What they want is an hour without ceremony, without towels and without the careful draping of a conventional massage. Ten of the forty-five women on the roster live in De Pijp, so the woman who climbs your stairs often knows the building type well and has walked rather than taken a taxi. Couples staying in the area book this service as readily as solo travellers, since a rented flat gives both of them space.

three short chapters

Place, hands & the knock

N°1

De Pijp, as it sleeps

Apartments in De Pijp share a few habits. Stairs are steep and narrow, sometimes almost vertical, and the street door is shared with other flats, so meet her at the bottom when she messages. Buzzers are often unlabelled or broken. Heating in older buildings comes from a single boiler and can be slow, which matters for a booking where nothing is worn; turn it up when you write to the office. Rooms facing the Albert Cuypstraat are noisy until the market closes and again when bars empty at one on weekends, while rooms facing the back courtyards are quiet. Boutique hotels in the area have small rooms with large beds and friendly night staff. Bikes are everywhere, including in hallways, so clear a path to the door. If your apartment has a rain shower, use it before she arrives.

N°2

How the hands work

In a naked massage, nothing covers the body at any point. That sounds like a small difference, but it changes the character of the hour. Conventional massage stops and starts as towels are moved; this one does not, so long strokes can run from the shoulders to the feet in a single pass and the session keeps a steady, unbroken rhythm. She brings warmed oil and a large towel to protect the bed rather than to cover you. The pace follows your request: some guests want a slow, drifting hour, others something livelier. Because there is nothing to manage, the usual awkward moments of a first massage simply do not arise. Guests who arrive self-conscious usually stop thinking about it within minutes, and a warm apartment helps that happen faster.

N°3

From message to door

Send your address, including the floor and the name on the buzzer, with the time and the length. The office replies in about ten minutes, and she arrives forty to sixty minutes later anywhere in De Pijp. For a single client with one therapist the figures are €180 for an hour, €270 for ninety minutes and €360 for two hours. Two guests sharing one therapist in the flat pay €360 for each hour. A first booking with the house, or any booking made more than twenty-four hours in advance, sends half ahead by card, Revolut, Wise or crypto, and the deposit is not refunded. Settle the rest with her on arrival in cash, by card or in crypto. Guests must be twenty-one or over, in De Pijp as everywhere.

rates

What the hour costs

Naked Massage is priced like everything else on the menu. The district changes the route, never the number.

1 hour €180
2 hours €360
3 hours €540
Overnight (8h) €1,250
cash, any major currencycardcryptono district surcharge

Naked Massage, De Pijp

Before you write

My apartment has no working buzzer. How will she get in?

She messages you when she reaches the street door. Go down and let her in, which is how most walk-up bookings in De Pijp start.

Can a couple book naked massage in a rented flat?

Yes. A couple sharing one therapist pays €360 an hour, and a couple with two therapists pays €720 an hour, with a deposit on every two-therapist booking.

Is the market noise a problem during the day?

Rooms facing the Albert Cuypstraat hear the market until late afternoon. Book after it closes, or use a room at the back of the flat.