Rembrandtplein, as it sleeps
Hotels on and around the square range from large chain buildings to small rooms above cafés on the Utrechtsestraat. Rooms facing the square itself can be noisy until well after two on weekends, so if you have a choice, book the session in a room facing the back or ask for the curtains and windows to be closed firmly. Many buildings here have night porters, and they are used to visitors crossing the lobby at every hour. In the smaller hotels a street door may lock after midnight; tell the office so she can message you to come down. The streets between the square and the Amstel are busy with pedestrians until late, which makes arrival unremarkable. If you have been drinking, drink water while you wait, since a slow massage works better on a clear head.